Before they can run, they must learn how to walk
I was recently reminded that not every person who uses a computer every day understands the instruction “Minimize that window.”
I watched someone hesitate for a really long time after I said that. Eventually I realized that I had to tell him how to do it, and even what it meant.
Now, don’t get all highfalutin and nasty-mouthed over this — reach down deep and summon up some compassion. There are people among us who have been getting along just fine (until now) without this basic knowledge of how to control their computer screens. It’s a bit hard to comprehend, I will admit. And I’m tempted to scream and tear my hair, yes — I’ll admit that too. (”How in the world can you possibly NOT KNOW what ‘minimize the window’ means? Have you been IN A CAVE for the past FIVE YEARS?!?”)
And as my last sheepish admission for today, I will confess that I do agree with Paul Conley on this:
Nearly everyone who works in Web-only or Web-first journalism came from a print background. And for years they toiled in places where the online world was treated with disdain. Then, as Web journalism took off, the online staff found themselves in an all-new form of hell. Every day was filled with the whining, complaining and resentments of the print staff. I assure you — the Web journalists who have managed to escape that scene are not eager to start hiring the same moaning characters they left behind. The big secret of Web journalism is that it’s fun. And we don’t want anyone to spoil that.
However, I don’t want to be part of a society that takes its old people and sickly babies out to the desert and leaves them to die. It might be good for the financial bottom line, but it’s certainly not good for our karma.
So I was thinking about the basics, and how not knowing them would really get in your way if you were trying to update your technology skills (and save yourself from being left in the desert to die). It would be like trying to run the 100-meter dash in flip-flops. I know, it seems like a person would have to be a complete idiot to do that, but let’s assume that it’s because he doesn’t know how to get more suitable shoes, okay?
I suggest we look around the newsroom and start noticing how people manage their files. How they open programs. Whether they use intelligent file names and have a usable folder system on their hard drive.
If they’re using Windows, do they know the proper way to eject a USB device? I have noticed that very few people in newsrooms do. It’s a wonder they haven’t lost more crucial data than they have, yanking their thumb drives out without ejecting them. (I killed a whole hard drive that way once.)
I think it’s a big red warning flag when someone has about 10 million icons on the desktop. That is almost certainly a person with a computer literacy problem.
These folks need our help. Maybe a remedial brown-bag lunch?
And don’t think it’s only the older people — I’ve seen 19-year-olds who can’t find a file 10 seconds after closing it.

